Annoying Things People Do At Concerts

Hmm so i was inspired by my recent post to write about this. Truth be told, I've been dyiiiiing to point these out, so here's my chance.

LEGGO!

Here are the types of people that makes me wish i'm at home instead of a concert:

1. Sweaty and smelly

Of course, it is perfectly normal for someone to get sweaty at a concert. The place is packed and they are so many people there. You can even get sweaty in an air conditioned space, so all is forgiven. But if you know that you're the excessive sweaty type, please use your common sense and wear the appropriate clothes. Dont wear clothes that absorbs ALL your sweat, it gets completely drenched that even the person beside you can feel your sweat. Atleast wear something inside, like a thin shirt or something, so that others wont have direct contact with your sweat. Tak malu ke shirt penuh dengan sweat stains aduhai. And also, for God's sake, please wear deodorant. Perfume is definitely not enough. Spray perfume as much as you want, but if you dont wear deodorant, you will smell anyway when you sweat. It gets worse when you wear sleveless tops, oh myyy.

2. Chatty people who talks about annoying stuff

This usually happens before the concert starts. Yeah i know, you got bored after waiting for hours and hours and you started to get all tensed up you feel like your head is gonna explode. But you know what? You're not the only one who feels that way. Talking loudly to your friends about stupid stuff that the whole world can hear you aint gonna help anyone. You can have your conversations, but please do it at a considerable volume. People who talk talk talk loud loud loud is terribly annoying, especially in this situation when everybody else is also tensed, so it became extra mega times ten to the power of six annoying.

3. Lovey dovey couples

I cant help rolling my eyes everytime i see couples who thinks they have the most incredible love story in this planet and cant stop looking at each other with googly eyes at concerts. I get confused. Did you came here to listen to some music, or were you just finding an excuse to grab your girlfriend's ass when it's dark?

There's this one couple behind me at FTP's who just wouldnt let each other go and were hugging the entire freaking time. And i kept hearing the girlfriend say "Sayang, janganlah pegang macam tu. Orang ramai nii. Hihihihi." LIKE HELLOOO, GET A ROOM PLEASE! They were even more annoying couples, in which the boyfriends would let their girlfriends to sit on their shoulder while standing. Ok fine, you love your girlfriend so much that you're willing to bear the pain of having to carry your girlfriend's huge ass, but imagine what the people behind you feeling. They cant see a thing for crying out loud! That is so selfish, i hope you couples have ugly babies.

4. Texting and tweeting

People are jumping around, enjoying music, and there you are right in the middle of the hyperactive crowd... texting/tweeting. Dude, what if someone accidentally push you and your phone slips from your hand and gets swallowed by the black pitch (not to mention full of people's legs) floor? There's no way your phone will survive that, i guarantee. Might as well save us the guilt, and DONT DO THAT. Checking and updating your phone once in a while is ok, but if you have your head down most of the time instead of focusing on the stage, well, i suggest you go marry your phone. And again, have ugly babies.

5. Backpacks

I honestly dont understand why people bring backpacks to concerts. Did you think concert is another word for camping? What do people put in those bags anyway. The huge bags would just take up all the space and makes it more crowded than it already is. It gets more intolerable when the bags are so huge it blocks my view. If you couldnt leave your enormous backpacks at home, well.... go marry your backpacks and have ugly babies.

6. High heels

This, i also dont understand. To me, i think concert outfits should be comfortable and easy to move in cause you're gonna be there for a long time and there's not enough space so you would have to wear something that can actually let you breath and live. Just put on some good ol sneakers and you're good to go. Those wearing high heels, i cant even... I can almost feel their excruciating pain. And imagine if you were dancing to the music and you accidentally stepped on someone's foot? That would cause some trouble. Sigh why are these people so dumb. Kesian. If you are trying to impress the celebrity on stage, dont bother. They cant even see your pretty legs, sayang. Beauty is pain your ass lah.

7. Cameras and camcorders

You know, when people go to concerts, they want to be able to see the stage. Well atleast i know i do. I didnt pay hundreds to see cameras and camcorders held high, blocking my view. Taking a few pictures is fine, but recording the WHOLE show? That's just unacceptable. Maybe these type of people are trying to be famous on Youtube or something, whatever, but please. Think of others too. We suffer because of you dude, suffer!

8. Aggresive dancing

A concert is not a club. Nor a dance studio. If you're planning to show your moves, then just dont. This usually happens at gigs, where teenagers would just went all crazy as if someone flipped their switch. But we see some of these people at concerts too. Should i repeat for a million times more, that at a concert, the place is pretty crowded. Not much for dancing there dude. Jump around a little or sway to the music, that's fine. Just.. dont get confused and thinks you're in So You Think You Can Dance. Aggresive dancing can shift others' attention from the stage to you, and that's just disturbing.



There are more, but i can only think of these at the moment. Maybe i'll add more later, maybe i wont. So tell me, have you met these kind of annoying people? I bet you have, and i bet you want to tear their limbs apart like an angry werewolf like i do.

And if you find yourself listed in any of the catogaries above, tolonglah berubah wahai manusia. Kesian do orang lain merana woi. Please cooperate, and let's have fun together!


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